Jailbait – noun/adjective, describing an individual’s age or referencing an individual under the age of sexual consent. Synonym of babe, youngin’, shorty, chicken-head, nursery schooler, wee tyke, little’un.

(Jale-bate)

"Jailbait:She won't look like this when you're out in 20 years."

1. Jailbait refers to a smoking-hot piece of ass that you just can’t touch. You cannot touch these hotties because doing so would land you in an 8 by 8 cell with Bubba, your new best friend, who’s only inclination is demonstrate his salad tossing skills (definition to come). Unless it’s your goal to spend the remainder of your sexually active years behind bars, my suggestion is look but don’t touch.

"You my new jailbait roomie? I cain't wait to introduce you to the joys of prison livin'!"

2. Jailbait also refers to people under the reasonable dating age. You might think that she’s cute, or that he’s funny, but when you find out they’ll be carded and rejected from your favorite night spot, you should probably reconsider dating them. If you have to nurse your date to sleep, burp them, or clean their little bottoms, you certainly cannot have wild, unbridled sex with them. Also known as “Cradle Robbing.”

"Alec, wtf man. I'm not sure who's changing who's diaper tonight..."

*Important Addendum – You should note that real jailbait is likely inexperienced and thus, no fun, in the sack.