A new study of American women at high risk of premature labour showed that giving them an intravenous infusion of magnesium sulfate, commonly known as Epsom salts, just before delivery cut the rate of cerebral palsy in their babies by half.The study was was presented today, Thursday 31st January, at the annual meeting of the Society for Maternal-Fetal Medicine (SMFM), which is taking place this week in Dallas.

UNLV School of Nursing professor Nancy Menzel and a multidisciplinary team of researchers were honored recently by the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) for the development of a safe patient handling and movement training program for schools of nursing.

A 56 year-old nurse from Old Baseford, Nottingham has been struck off the register after a string of drug failings stretching over three years.An independent panel of the Nursing & Midwifery Council (NMC) heard that Doreen McHale was working at Highbury Hospital between January 2001 and August 2003 when the incidents occurred.

Automated dispensing or distribution cabinets (ADCs) can decrease the amount of time before a medication is available for administration, ensure greater security, and reduce the risk of medication errors, but only when specific safeguards are consistently used.

Medical Careers Institute , the School of Health Science at ECPI College of Technology, is pleased to introduce a Bachelor of Science Degree in Nursing program to be offered through its Virginia Beach, VA, Newport News, VA, and Online Education campuses.

A new study has found more than two thirds of nurse practitioners in Australia report their role is "extremely limited" because of a clash between state and federal government laws. The study led by Queensland University of Technology is the first national survey of Australian nurse practitioners.

The nurse, after anesthetizing my ear and neck:

"Did the doctor mention he would be sewing the bandage to your ear?"

Me:

"Um, no... ?"

Nurse:

"Oh, it's great!  It's big and yellow and it'll look just like a leftover Christmas present planted on there!"

One of the most intense screws I ever had was on duty in the surgical suite of the hospital where I work. I had just started working on the floor where Dr. Taylor, a beautiful blond, blue eyed surgeon, was about to perform a penile implant.

The sight turned me on and my pierced nipples started protruding from under my uniform top. At the finish of the implant, Dr. Taylor, the hard worker that he is, abruptly emptied the surgical area and demanded I stay to clean up with him.

His earnest idea was for me to clean up the remainder of his sweet juice that I had left from the last time I sucked him. Sure...some call this sexual harassment, but I call it pure enjoyment.

See: he calls me his Top Shelf Pussy. I love to gargle down and drink his load... I'm the Pussy he calls on for the utmost in nursing care...and the one to drain his nuts and make him blow harder and harder each time we do the nasty, wild thang!

Sometimes, he creampies me after I am with another doctor....

Would you like a taste? ~ Can I suck you off?

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I did not get the "job of my dreams", but rather the job any new grad typically gets stuck with:  a night shift med surg floor.   But I needed to be employed as I was the only one working in the family.  The hospital was an older one that had double occupancy rooms and older equipment.  They did not have the automatic "nurse on a stick" that I was used to having while in school.  (this was a little skinny cart that had an automatic BP, temp, pulse, Oxygen saturation machine.)  This all had to be done manually (which I later found was far more accurate!)  But the one thing that this place had was a computer system.  Everything that I was used to writing out by hand could now be done in the computer.  I was impressed and a little intimidated too.  But I figured I'd get the hang of it quick enough.  Little did I know that the population of patients would be the thing I'd hate the most.

So, the day came to start the computer training.  I actually CRIED at the lunch break stating that I was either going to have to quit my job or get fired because I could not learn this freaking computer system.  My poor husband, scared, kept reassuring me that if I could make it through college, that I could probably learn their system.  Well, when I came back from the lunch break, there was this older nurse who was learning to transition to the computer system.  The instructor for the class said "Okay, take your mouse and click the black box on the screen."  Well, the poor older lady picked up her mouse and put it up on the screen on the computer (literally) and began clicking it.  Everyone began to look after a long silence and the instructor trying to figure out what the hell she was doing!  After that, I KNEW I could learn this system!! :)

I finally graduated from nursing school with an Associate's Degree (2 year degree).  I was ecstatic.  But now I had to find a job.  And wouldn't you know that of all of the places that were experiencing a nursing shortage, I'd be in the one place that WASN'T having much of a shortage!!  Yeah, I interviewed for three jobs and got two out of three offers.  I ended up taking the third offer.  It was an hour and a half interview.  I got all kinds of wild questions which included:  "What do YOU think the pillars of nursing are?"  and "Tell me about a time when you have deviated from policy."  Yeah.  Are these like trap questions or what?!  I bombed the first interview having no idea of how to answer these types of questions.  I don't believe anything really prepared me for this part.   I wish that my school had given a one day seminar or something of the like to help us with interviewing. 

So, my first job was to work nights on a medical-surgical floor.  I swore up and down I was not going to work on a med-surg floor and I was CERTAINLY not going to work nights.  Guess what....I did both.